How Frozen Beef Patties Killed A Man

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:57:19 Jesse Lee Peterson – Black People Were Created To Serve White People 11:36:12 Woman Confronted Over Phone Charger She Stole On Plane 15:12:24 The Toxic Breakup Of KingCobraJFS – Psycho Stalker Girlfriend 23:28:16 Insane Barking Politican Interrupts Journalist 26:05:16 Old People Pissed Off Over Others Having Fun – Episode […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, September 20th, 2024, coming up on the program today when your
0:05.3	stalker's psycho-bitch girlfriend just won't leave you alone. Plus, learning all about political
0:10.6	candidates through their porn site message board posts, and when frozen political candidates
0:15.0	first-degree murder.
0:17.0	All this for sure voicemails, today!
0:20.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in customer service phone calls.
0:32.0	Okay, we have this this is a new officer, we don't have a Rita in this office.
0:37.0	Okay?
0:38.0	As of 1-1 of 03, we've moved to a new office and there is no reday here.
0:43.4	Well I don't want to I want to speak to Sherman's boss.
0:47.0	Thank you.
0:48.0	Okay. Sherman is the only one that's available.
0:51.0	Well I'm sorry. I want to speak to Sherman's boss.
0:55.0	Sir, I will call Amtrak.
0:57.0	Sir, I will call Amtrak.
1:00.0	Sir, I would be more than happy to transfer you to Sherman.
1:05.0	I do not want to speak to a supervisor. I want to speak to the person who runs that office.
1:12.0	And that would be Sherman, sir.
1:14.0	That is not Sherman.
1:16.0	Sir, I don't think you understand.
1:18.0	That's your fucking name is a new!
1:21.0	Huh?
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