Pervert Seeking Pervert
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Back for a Best-Of Show! I’m aiming to be back later today with a new episode for you all. If I can’t make it, the new episode will be posted here tomorrow. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, Tim here, introducing a Best of Show for your Tuesday. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm feeling a little under the weather, so what I'm planning on doing is resting, and if I can I'm going to try to post a new |
| 0:16.1 | episode later today. We'll see how that goes. If not we'll just push everything back |
| 0:20.6 | a day. Might be doing a weekend show this week to make up for it. |
| 0:25.2 | We'll see. |
| 0:26.2 | But I'm going to go, I'm going to lay down and I'm going to drink lots of fluids. |
| 0:29.9 | I want your fluids. |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah, if anyone wants to donate their fluids to me, come on over. |
| 0:36.0 | I'll take them all. |
| 0:37.6 | Anyway, I've got a great best of show from, I don't know, 2016 or 2018 or something. |
| 0:43.7 | It's another one of those great phone calls |
| 0:46.5 | to the manhole line. |
| 0:49.2 | The gay party line that has pretty much |
| 0:52.1 | been overrun with pedophiles. That's who you'll find at |
| 0:56.1 | the manhole. So take a listen to this, very funny and very disturbing and hopefully |
| 1:02.3 | I will see you back later today or tomorrow for some new TV. |
| 1:08.0 | All right, enjoy. |
| 1:12.0 | What you need, ladies and gentlemen, is a decent |
| 1:27.0 | constipation is an epidemic sweeping the country |
| 1:31.0 | the problem with society today is in drugs or the degeneration of basic American values. |
| 1:47.0 | The problem is constipation. |
| 1:55.0 | You're constipated! You constipated! Especially you white people, if you don't mind me saying, |
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