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How Does She Disclose *This* Sensitive Information To Her Future Dates?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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She can't "play the piano" in the traditional sense because she just had surgery. So how does she disclose this information to her future dates? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

I think this might be an easy question to answer.

0:04.0

Well, um, so let's say you're having a problem with your parks down there, right?

0:08.0

Wow.

0:10.0

What happened to, hello, how are you? That was your day.

0:15.0

Escalated quickly.

0:17.0

It was a terrible dodgeball accident and you got hit down there.

0:21.0

That's how I went out?

0:22.0

And the things just haven't worked since right

0:25.4

and they're not gonna work anytime soon so at what point when you are going on dates

0:31.4

do you tell women that, hey, my junk ain't right? His junk is right. It just doesn't work. Yeah, it's just but it's funny to say that way.

0:46.3

Okay. My child ain't right and don't save that. Yeah, save it.

0:50.0

I feel like that's a little odd to bring up on the first date because it just may be so

0:56.1

unnecessary to even talk about but I would say if you end up on a second date that

1:01.9

that insinuates that the person is interested enough in you to

1:04.4

where I would want to get that out the way now before we go any further.

1:07.8

Second is the junk date talk. That's what I'm thinking.

1:11.7

Hmm. How about the rest of you guys? It's what I'm thinking. Hmm.

1:13.0

How about the rest of you guys?

1:14.0

It's not working down there.

1:15.0

You're going out on dates.

1:16.0

Wendy Tell.

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