Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Delive a rule because anything goes this Christmas. Yes, even sprouts on a pizza or gravy on sushi. |
| 0:10.0 | The rules are, there are no rules. Have a cantonese on Christmas Eve or a |
| 0:15.2 | Balty on boxing day and when you sew over the leftovers bring on the ramen |
| 0:20.2 | From big brands to local favorites this Christmas. It's all on your doorstep with |
| 0:25.0 | deliver room. Geographical restrictions, Ties and C, service and delivery fees apply. |
| 0:29.2 | Get it, the Bert Shop. So my therapist and Abby's therapist have one major thing. |
| 0:37.0 | Major, major, major difference. |
| 0:40.0 | Mine shows up. |
| 0:42.0 | Happy is going to tell you in a second that she gets ghosted by her therapist. |
| 0:47.0 | So I wouldn't even going to mention this this week because we've had so many like bummers and low points on the show that I thought, |
| 0:52.0 | all right, you know know what I'm not even |
| 0:53.4 | going to tell this this week but in all honesty I closed on my new house on Monday |
| 1:02.0 | I was not very happy. This is the very first time that I've ever closed on a home. You know usually when you close it's like it's so exciting. |
| 1:09.0 | Starting a new chapter, right? It's a whole I like change for the most part, so it's an exciting thing, |
| 1:16.2 | you know, you're starting a different chapter, it's a new journey and all that. And, well, |
| 1:20.4 | this is my third house now in three years so I'm a little humiliated. |
| 1:25.2 | And as I was sitting there and I was signing the papers all of the people that were in |
| 1:30.4 | that room have been there for all three of my closing. |
| 1:33.8 | So there are a whole bunch of jokes flying left and right |
| 1:36.6 | as I walked in there, which I was joking about it also. |
| 1:39.8 | But I felt a little foolish. |
| 1:41.5 | But there was something about this closing that it just made me |
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