How Do I Say "I Love You" First?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The Js are back and they’re talking about Netflix’s classy dating show “Dating Around.” Jared has a full breakdown of the dating adventures of Luke, the basic bitch of NYC men. At 37:35 they dissect their weird sexual encounter of the week which includes a series of very loud queefs, and absolutely no bodily control. At 53:27 a listener writes in wondering when, how and where is the best time to say “I Love You” for the first time. At 1:07:20 a listener writes in wondering how to date while living abroad in a place where she doesn’t want to live long term. At 1:15:00 they play a round of red flag or deal breaker. Thanks to our sponsors! Skorch- Skorch makes it fun and easy to find the best places to go. It's not like a regular app, it's a cool app. It only features the best spots. Download in the app store today. Kopari- Go to KOPARIBEAUTY.com/UP to make the safe switch today, and save five-dollars off your first order when you subscribe! Lola- For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter UUP when you subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?
0:06.0	So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time, one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.
0:18.0	One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.
0:23.0	So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome back to the U.A. podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:36.0	And I am Jared Fried, such a pleasure to be here Jordana. I love doing this podcast. How you feeling?
0:45.0	Me too. It's always always a pleasure.
0:48.0	It's always a pleasure.
0:49.0	It's always a pleasure.
0:50.0	Toadspledge. Listen, I want to start this episode by saying, I know it's an elevator statement.
0:57.0	Elevator pitch.
0:58.0	Elevator pitch.
0:59.0	Apparently I don't know.
1:01.0	That's okay.
1:02.0	The first time I was like, why is everyone saying, I forgot about our conversation ever was like, and an elevator pitch.
1:08.0	And I'm like, okay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
1:10.0	Yeah.
1:11.0	And then like I remember you were trying to think of the ladder.
1:14.0	Ladder pitch, ladder statement.
1:16.0	Yeah.
1:17.0	This is like the one of those things that like I know everyone at home is screaming going that knows the answer because I listen to podcasts.
1:24.0	Right.
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