How Do I Hit On A Guy At The Gym?

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Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

The Js are back and they’re asking a question that has been tough for women for a long time, “how do you hit on a guy at the gym?” Jared insists that a single man is never bothered by a female approaching him. At 22:19 they dive into their weird sexual encounter of the week that includes a long trail of hints around an apartment that leads to intercourse. At 39:55 a listener writes in wondering how to decipher a coded text from her BF to his ex that hints at a secret hookup. At 54:20 a divorced listener writes in wondering when the right time is to tell a new girl he’s dating that he’s had a vasectomy. At 1:15:15 they play red flag or deal breaker. Thanks to our sponsors! Starz- Tune in to 'Now Apocolypse' March 10th on Starz! Skorch- Skorch makes it fun and easy to find the best places to go. It's not like a regular app, it's a cool app. Go to the app store and download Skorch today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the UL podcast. I'm Jared free and I'm Jordana Abraham super pumped to be here Jordana
0:08.7	Let's do it you ready. I'm ready. What do we think? Have you been meeting the listeners?
0:13.1	So this is crazy not as much as you have I meet them out on the town. Oh, I meet them. I feel them I touch them
0:19.3	So the new area. I'm really set a new area on a Grande song. That's it. That's it. All right. That's right
0:24.9	Is that no?
0:26.3	Do you like my hair? Thanks. I just washed it. Yeah, that's me. There you go. I'm in on the Ariana Tram
0:31.0	What do you think Ariana Grande? Are you a fan? I like some of her songs. I don't I'm not I don't know too much about music
0:37.7	Yeah, so I can't but like I like the song the same way. I'm like a I'm a
0:43.6	I'm a music person with no taste. Right. That's me too. I love like all the pop shit that that the corporations want you to like
0:51.0	I think I mean you know when they like to research on the get they're like yeah
0:55.5	If it goes in this if this song goes in this type of like order yeah people will like it more and I'm like
1:02.4	Yeah, I'm one of those people. Yeah, that's me too. Yeah, I would say like the most like interesting my music tastes
1:07.8	Get's is like Mumford and sons really so not that interesting. I that's the flight from New York to
1:15.3	Austin, Texas is like feels like you're on a bus with the Mumford and sons. Everyone's just got a beard
1:19.8	I could feel that I like Ariana Grande if I call it attitude music
1:25.5	Because she's got an attitude no, but all the music because every time girls play it in the background of an Instagram stories
1:31.2	They they like they'll play it and they'll like look angry away from it's basically a full album
1:37.8	Ariana Grande's music feels like a full album made for being background music in
1:43.8	Instagram stories that are made for an ex-boyfriend. Yeah, I can see that. Just looking off
1:48.6	They're angry and then at the end they kind of like half smile. Do you know that my sister does that?
1:53.2	I think she was Ariana Grande for Halloween really yeah, and then they're like you're not like sure what's going on
1:58.2	I kind of like her. I feel like she's like kind of cute, but like a little edgy
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