How did you hack the system and get a good grade for no effort?

Oh, let me tell you the tale of my grammatically challenged roommate at the time.

We were instructed to write a how-to paper for sophomore English class.

We had to pick our topics during class and tell the teacher.

Someone sitting close to us came up with the topic of

how to write an A paper, so naturally my friend goes with how to write an F paper. His intentions

were to write it as best as he could and receive an A. He wrote it, so poorly and with multiple

spelling and grammatical errors, that the teacher, quote, loved the satirical vibe that

had demonstrated in his paper and promptly gave him an A. In first year university, I wrote a paper

in a sociology class where I mixed up the word moors, a type of social norm, and moray, a type of eel,

and as such wrote about the impact of eels on law.

For some reason, the teacher's assistant thought that my eel law paper wasn't too horrible

and gave me a B.

She told the entire class that someone wrote about social eels and that we needed to be more

careful with our spelling, though.

I had a college professor where I just didn't turn

in my final, and he gave me an A for the class anyways. Not sure why. I gave him some duck jerky

earlier in the year, so maybe he really liked that. Wow, I guess duck jerky is what the kids are

saying now. What does the world come to? I mean, that guy was 100% sure he'd last year exam.

He probably thought he lost it and didn't want to deal with it, so he gave you an A.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

I left one high school shortly after semester break, and all teachers gave me an A because they didn't have anything to go on.

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