Look at him go. He's a quality striker. No, not him. The electrician fixing those lights.

Wow. Is he? Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment. This is truly game-changing.

Use QuickBooks year-round to ensure your income tax return is shock-free. That's how you business

differently. Into its QuickBooks. Three minutes after ten is the time.

Do you know, I nearly began then with an opening that would have echoed slightly Holly Willoughby

on the telly a week or two ago.

But I wouldn't have been doing it tongue in cheek.

I almost did something like, take a deep breath.

Are you okay?

And I couldn't quite remember why that would have sounded so odd in the

current. And then I remembered, of course, that it would have, you'd have thought that I was

poking fun at her when I genuinely wasn't. I think it is a morning to take a deep breath. Listen,

we'll approach it as if it had happened an hour ago. We've had most of Friday, Saturday and

Sunday to absorb the, I think, inevitable collapse of Boris Johnson,

whether or not it is the final collapse, only time we'll tell. But we did Friday's show,

actually, quite premonitionally. Is that a word? Premonitionally? What would be a better word than

premonitionally? Friday's show was quite prescient. There you go.

Because we kind of talked about Boris Johnson and Donald Trump as if both had reached the end of their road.

I was working on the presumption that the Privileges Committee would set fire to his latest ludicrous attempts to evade reality and the truth.

And then sooner than anyone expected they did. He got Butchers at the truth. And then sooner than anyone accepted, expected they did. He got butchers at the

report. I'm told it's about a 20-day suspension that he would have faced. And brave Sir Boris ran

away, as he always does, like all cowards, always running away. And as I've told you on approximately

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