Three minutes after ten is the time. A very good morning to you.

An early warning, I think, this morning.

That's rather jolly little rhyme.

An early warning, I think, this morning.

I've got, I'm minded to do one of my slightly strange stories,

which is not necessarily immediately prompted by the contents of the actual...

Well, it is immediately prompt.

No, it's prompted by the contents of the actual news, but it is immediately prompt, but no, it's prompted by the contents of the actual

news, but not perhaps immediately prompted by the contents of the actual news. It involves two men

that we have talked about quite possibly more than, more than almost any others on this program

in recent years. Certainly if you were to put them both in categories, British politicians

and American politicians, then yeah, they'd be way ahead of the park. We're talking about Boris Johnson,

of course, and we're talking about Donald Trump, both of whom are facing music, it would seem,

at this moment, music which many people perhaps had begun to fear would never be heard.

The former American president has been charged over his handling of top secret documents, classified documents, some of them top secret, the unauthorised retention of classified files.

Full charge is not yet public, but it's the second indictment of Mr. Trump and the first

ever federal indictment of a former president. The first ever federal indictment of a former

president. And back in Blighty, Boris Johnson is considering whether to challenge the findings of an

inquiry into whether he lied over party gate.

And even there, which is the Daily Mail's opening paragraph, one needs to clarify slightly the actual facts, of course,

because he definitely misled Parliament. We know that for a fact. The investigation, the inquiry,

is looking at whether he did so knowingly. And remember,

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