How'd You Slice The Pepperonis So Small?

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Christianity, Relationships

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	All right. I can't remember anything funny. So we're just going to start. Say what you will about the man.
0:05.7	I'm going to make minimum payments on my student loans until Bernie Sanders is finally dead.
0:09.6	Stop trying to get jokes in. Stop trying to get jokes in before the podcast.
0:13.2	Listen, that's a funny observation. And I honestly think it's everyone's best interest. We don't know what's going to happen in 2020, okay?
0:21.9	Stop trying to make this podcast political. I say over and over again, hey, don't cut that out.
0:26.4	And you say, hey, he.
0:28.5	Listen, all I want to do is talk about Iran-Contra.
0:33.9	That was funny.
0:34.9	Thank you.
0:56.5	Thank you. I had a bit of a mouth malfunction.
1:01.9	Like, I told my mouth to open, but then it didn't, and I tried to speak at the same time, so I ended up choking on my own spit.
1:03.0	Welcome to the crunch.
1:03.9	I ended up choking on my own voice.
1:07.2	Hey, you guys ever choke on your own voice?
1:09.3	Welcome to the crunch.
1:10.1	It is your boy, Ethan.
1:11.0	And I'm Patrick.
1:13.7	You know what I found out about the other day?
1:14.8	What did you find out about the other day? You ever hear about that O.J. Simpson guy?
1:17.0	Okay. Yeah.
1:20.0	I binge watched the FX OJ. Simpson series and, man, that was nuts.
1:26.2	Yeah. You ever walked through a department store just trying on gloves
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