Uh, that's what I get for always laughing, like I'm blowing air out of my mouth.

Well, how else do you laugh?

Suck in.

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I think that was one of the greatest pre-show experiences that I've ever had.

I knew I saved that story for a good punchline. Is that the thing you wanted to tell me?

No, no, no. That's not the thing I wanted to tell me. That's not the thing I wanted to tell you. That's not the thing you wanted to tell me no no no that's not the thing i wanted to tell me that that that's not the thing i wanted to tell you that's uh that was just something that i was thinking about because of the topic that we were discussing but that story is not going to make it of the show twitter is it's strange and disgusting place the best part about the podcast is when we talk about things that the audience doesn't know about,

so they feel like they're a part of our lives.

I know.

It's great.

It's like it's the same thing that happens in like soap operas when you talk about the third off to off screen person.

Oh yeah.

It's like it adds a little bit of intrigue and mystery.

Have you seen?

I've never seen a soap opera.

So I don't know.

I had to watch one for critical television viewing when I was in, I was a freshman and I got hooked.

I'm just kidding. Really?

But no.

No, they're very low production quality.

But the way they write is incredibly interesting.

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