Houston False Flags | Divisional Playoffs
Anything Better?
All Things Comedy
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🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend. They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast, NFL edition for, oh my God, going into divisional weekend. |
| 0:12.1 | What a wild card weekend it was. |
| 0:15.2 | I'm your host Paul Versey. |
| 0:17.1 | Bill Burr is your host over there. |
| 0:18.5 | We have the Greek freak in Beverly Hills and we have Jake the Snake with our injury report |
| 0:23.0 | from an undisclosed area, as always. |
| 0:25.0 | Nobody knows where Jake the Snake is, |
| 0:26.4 | but what we do know is that he has the ladies know where he is. |
| 0:29.5 | Oh, yeah, the ladies know where he is. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm not going to lie, me and Bill crushed Wild Card Week. |
| 0:55.4 | Bill went 5'1. Well, You were five and oh at one point. I was five and oh at one point and what did I tell you though dude? That that that at my stupid stupid fucking stupid fucking speech. Oh, Aaron Rogers and Tomlin are going to have a meeting alone and say, let's fucking stick it up everybody. |
| 1:08.7 | It was a pipe. It probably did. It just didn't happen. No, it didn't happen. What are you going to do? What about Tomlin? What a run, huh? Dude, Tomlin and Harbaugh. Harbaugh, the new coach. By the way, I'm very happy. my New York Giants. |
| 1:10.7 | John Harbaugh is the new coach of the New York Giants. |
| 1:11.4 | Thank God. |
| 1:12.3 | They got somebody in there |
| 1:13.4 | with a, you Tom Coughlin, first time since Tom Coughlin. He is going to turn that team around. Like, that guy is not, the game has not passed him by. No. It was him by. It was just time. |
| 1:28.4 | It was just time. |
| 1:29.6 | And I think the same thing with Tomlin. |
| 1:34.9 | I love how Tomlin, such a prideful guy that he was like, I'm just calling the Steelers. |
| 1:36.0 | I don't know if you heard what he did. |
| 1:39.4 | But he didn't even, I guess the Steelers wanted to have a meeting with him. |
| 2:05.7 | And apparently the Steelers said, dude, we're going to run this back with you, you know, for your 20th year. And he was just like, you know, he's got the fans cheering fire Tomlin. And he's just, he's like, dude, you know what? My time is done here. And thank you. No thank you. I'm done. And both great coaches, dude. Amazing coaches. You know what's insane is I'm going to be 58 years old in June, and I look this good. |
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