Staying Together For The Kids | Wildcard Weekend
Anything Better?
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast going into Wild Card |
| 0:09.6 | weekend with your host me Paul Verzi, Bill Burr. We got Andrew Themless, the Greek freak out |
| 0:15.2 | in Beverly Hills, and we got Jake the Snake from always an undisclosed location with our injury report for Bill. |
| 0:23.6 | What is my favorite, I thought about this today in the car. |
| 0:27.6 | Yes, I like the division series. |
| 0:29.6 | Yes, I like championship weekend and of course you like the Super Bowl. |
| 0:33.6 | But wild card weekend is just so much is on the table. |
| 0:39.0 | There are so many teams that just squeaked in. |
| 0:41.6 | A lot of wildcard teams have gotten to AFC and NFC championships. |
| 0:45.3 | A lot of wildcard teams have gotten to the Super Bowl. |
| 0:48.1 | I am all in. |
| 0:49.2 | I am excited. |
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| 0:56.1 | That's why we're here. |
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| 1:07.0 | Very simple. |
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| 1:15.0 | after it is settled and you lose that wager, you'll get $1,500 in bonus bets to play with, |
| 1:20.7 | bet responsibly. And of course, the first touchdown promo, which is such a great bet. |
| 1:26.5 | You pick any player, any NFL game to get the first |
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