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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Only three games left! Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show.
0:05.9	NFL edition for championship weekend.
0:10.7	Guys, we have two more shows, which is so crazy because it went by so fast.
0:16.2	I'm Paul Verzi over here.
0:17.7	We got Bill Burr over there.
0:19.5	Over there.
0:20.3	We got Andrew Demless in Beverly Hills and
0:23.5	Jake the Snake with the injury report as always. Guys, we only have two games to talk about today.
0:29.9	First of all, first of all, I got to do two things here. Number one, our show is killing it in the playoffs of Bill Burr, who barely, who
0:42.8	just missed beating the book, is now eight and two in the playoffs. So it is it mathematically
0:50.0	impossible for him to not have a winning season. Your boy, Paul, me. I am seven and three. I know that
0:57.2	Andrew and Jake are, we are crushing the playoffs right now. And a big congratulations to two of the
1:05.9	guys on the show who are New England Patriots fans, Bill Burr, Andrew Thamless. Congratulations on your
1:10.6	team going to the AFC championship game.
1:12.9	We have two games this week.
1:15.3	And the New England Patriots are playing the Denver Broncos in Denver minus Boe Nix, but still
1:24.1	have a great team, a great defense, a great backup quarterback, number one seed at home,
1:29.3	hard place to play.
1:31.1	And then we have the Rams going to Seattle to play that great defense in the Seahawks, guys.
1:38.2	It's going to be a good one.
1:39.7	Who's going to the Super Bowl?
1:41.2	I don't know.
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