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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Who Is the Most and Least Awkward, Coachella Tips and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

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0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous K.Rock.

0:35.2

Hello, welcome to your K-Rock.

0:37.4

We are a Klein Alley Show. It is 10 o'clock, but that doesn't stop us from hanging out for at least another hour together here on 1067 or perhaps you're streaming, watching us on YouTube or listening to the podcast after the fact. In which case, Ali's probably sitting at home on the toilet right now eating a bowl of cereal. So anyway, thanks for spending some time with us this morning. Very excited listener a moment ago. Got herself some Coachella tickets. You'll have more chances to win again at noon. Three and six today. We'll do it again tomorrow until we get every single one of you to the desert for some Coachella. Sold out. Johnny's going this weekend. Allie's going. I'm a weekend tour now Ali's a weekend tour Just like when Ali worked at Abercrombie They said you have to only work in the overnights You can't work in front of the store You can't even be there when there's customers I've never been an A-teamer Ali doesn't It's not a weekend one and that's okay We've accepted the fact. I agree. I think we're like,

1:27.8

I know weekend one is cool and blah, blah, blah. But I feel like, and I understand why Johnny wants to be a weekend oneer. Well, yeah, there's exciting, you know, guests, and you're seeing everything for the first time, and you're going to talk about it all week, and you're the first one to see it but the true music lovers and the

1:44.2

people who really want to explore Coachella and aren't doing it just for the gram are the ones that I think are the weekend two that's what makes weekend two so special yeah I think really you're like more of a weekend threeer you're like there when they're like there was a weekend three I'd be there breaking up garbage breaking down the scaffold they can pick it up cans that's what Valley is. Oh yeah, I'll eat them too.

2:03.2

She's looking.

2:04.6

She was I'd be there. Breaking down the scaffold, they could pick it up cans. That's what Allie is.

2:01.4

Oh yeah, I'll eat them too.

2:03.2

She's like a goat. She's like a goat. We got lots to get to this hour on the show, and we appreciate the interaction. If you're new to us or you're listening because you want to use us for things, that's okay. we get you in a monster jam this hour

2:17.1

so you can go to SoFi this weekend

2:18.5

which is kind of like Coachella with trucks

2:20.4

and we'll make that happen for you. The number is 800, 5201067 to call up the text. My name's Klein, that is Ali. Hello. You get DJ Omar Khan right there. Jake Znerd. Postmaster Johnny is now back after giving out gas and there is Vanessa who seems very

2:35.3

Flustered because she was in the chicken coop all by herself today while Johnny was going around giving out gas Chicken's don't like being alone. Yeah, are you okay now Vanessa? I feel lighter, yeah. Okay, good, good, just making sure you're calm and ready to go. Have a coffee, Vanessa. You haven't had any coffee. I brought in all those syrups for you so you can go ahead and make yourself one of them fancy coffees.

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