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Hey Rock, Klein Alley Show.

Here's a quick Coachella weather update.

There's a storm a comment.

There we have it.

Now we can get back into the show.

Yesterday around this time I shared with you one of the new dumbest things my wife is asking me to do, which is get therapy for my dog.

Not physical therapy, but like mental therapy because he's all spooked and freaked out by guys now because of an incident that she believes that took place almost two years ago.

He witnessed police officers come into our house and take away the woman that was watching him because she was incredibly intoxicated.

Passed out.

It passed out, intoxicated, and had to be taken out on a stretcher.

And, you know, I've seen the footage.

Did I show you that footage?

No, I don't want to see that.

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