This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right.

Five dollars.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous Hay Rock.

Man, the two highly most coveted things on the planet will be yours this hour.

Coachella tickets sold out and gas.

You need gas to get to Coachella.

There's the rub.

Gas is expensive.

So Postmaster Johnny's hitting up different stations around SoCal this morning, going up to people

approaching cars, asking them if they happen to have K.R.

And if they do at have Krak on.

And if they do at that exact moment, he fills up your tank.

And then it says, thanks for listening.

Or does he?

Well, that's the plan.

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