HOUR 4- Show Draft results, Ally's Talk and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. We've all been jabbed up right now. All of results tomorrow. Place your bets on the big T-T test. The test test test. Who's got the best testosterone on the show? Who's got the best. The best test. And, you know, we're doing whoever has the highest amount, that person is going to win the dollar amount of their testosterone level. We've got to figure this out now. Somehow we're going to lose money. Someone's going to win. There's already people in the hall taking bets. Allie's going to have the highest T on the show. She's the one who's the only one we know that's backing up traffic to sell pleasure because she's all charged up. But we'll figure it out tomorrow once and for all. This hour on the show, lots to get into, including Jake, Johnny had no luck. You went back to the neighborhood where I found the dog this morning on the way to work, which was not too far from the radio station, knocked on some doors, and was unable to find anyone who knew anything about this dog. So if you're unaware, just joining us this morning, please head to our socials, Klein Alley Show. You can see this dog that I found running around in traffic. Klein's future dogs. Sixth Street. I'm begging someone to claim this thing, and I hope it's your. I want to get it back to the rightful owner. This is not a come grab a dog situation. Do we still have the megaphone here at K Rock? We do, but I don't think we have batteries or a budget for batteries. So we have a dead. We have a dead megaphone. Well, you think the next movie is going around and yelling with the megaphone, found a dog. Absolutely. Yeah, I think you would cover more square footage that way. Well, it's not a bad idea. We are going to get the thing officially checked for a microchip after the show. |
| 2:01.7 | But if you, we're going to try to go old school first. And if you have not yet been to our socials, please head over to Klein Alley Show. You can see what this thing looks like. Maybe you know someone who's looking for their dog, freaking out, and you can reattach, reconnect. Be a part of a great, a feel-good story. what we're getting at. Well, I do hope that it has a happy ending, and I do hope that you are a |
| 2:19.1 | hero at the end of it. There's only one're getting at. Well, I do hope that it has a happy ending, and I do hope that you are a hero at the end of |
| 2:19.7 | it. There's only one way this ends with me being a hero, and it's me getting the dog back to its owner. Yeah, and if that doesn't happen, then it is tragic. It's going to break apart my entire family. Please. Right now, call 20, 80052067. |
| 2:34.4 | Let's get you on a standby boarding list so we can send you internationally to a place called New Zealand to go check out a band called Deftones. We'll do that for you as we pick up call a 20 in just a moment. I'm KROP. And if you need us this hour, lots of ways to get involved. The phones, the text line, the goat line. That number is |
| 2:51.2 | 844-9-56 G-O-A-T. And much more. We are streaming live on YouTube. Thank you for everyone who's checking us out there for the very first time. And of course, on your K-Rock. Come back, pick up caller 20 and get into a brand new hour of the show. We have all that in store for you on K-Rok. Hey Rock, we are Klein Alley Show and you are caller 20, which puts us on Sangria. |
| 3:11.5 | Good morning. Welcome to Kay Rock. Hi. Hi. Hi, Klein. |
| 3:15.3 | You are the 20th caller. |
| 3:18.8 | Yay, thank you. I've been trying all week. Hey, good on you. Hold on one second so we get your name on the list. Sangria is the latest name to go on the standby boarding list. And if we call you back on Monday, you will be going to New Zealand to see the great deaf tones. All right. Hold on one second. Okay. Thank you. That's another satisfied K-Rock listener right there. you'll have another chance at an hour with Sluggo and then every hour thereafter all day long. |
| 3:45.8 | Ali, before we get to the results, I can't believe today is a day that we are going to find out who won our show's fantasy draft. |
| 3:53.5 | We all drafted different regulars on the show from the Bud Light Bros to painting host Greg, one-arm Gary, secondhand Cindy, Blind Charlie. |
| 4:04.1 | These are all people you've heard their names from time to time. |
| 4:06.9 | Yeah, and we all chose somebody on the show that we felt was going to tick all the boxes. |
| 4:12.4 | And we would get points for every milestone that they reached. In their real life. Real life milestones. It was like fantasy football, kind of, but based on real people that just happened to listen to this show. We're playing games with people's lives. That's what we're doing. We found out that chocolate factory was dittling Johnny. That's right. I get points for that, right? Yes, that's a good point. Yeah, do get points for that. Who drafted? Showering naked, too, by the way? I don't know if that all happened. That's double points. Ah, that chocolate factory. I will say that, you know, it's amazing. I forget who drafted Pantyhose, Greg. I've got them all right here. So let's see. |
| 4:47.8 | Omar drafted Chocolate Factory that we know. |
| 4:50.5 | I drafted the Bud Light Bros. |
| 4:52.5 | Jake drafted one-armed Gary. |
| 4:54.5 | Klein drafted secondhand Cindy. |
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