HOUR 3- Jake's Free Donut, The Test Test and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
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| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking at San Bernardino |
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| 0:26.3 | Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.2 | This is the world famous K. Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K Rock after 9 o'clock, which means |
| 0:37.4 | spots open for you starting now and every hour straight up through 6 p.m. to get you on the standby boarding list. We have today, tomorrow, to do that, a couple of days left, and then Monday morning, I think we get to give away that trip so that you can pack your bags and head to New Zealand for deftones. Call it 20 right now at 800, 52017. Before we get to that, though, on the phone is a postmaster, Johnny. Hold on. Is your dog? Okay. I found her at the corner section of Cloverdale and Wilshire. Like about two dollars ago? Not Wilshire, you dummy. Sixth Street. No, okay. Sixth Street, Johnny. Okay. If you see anything or anybody know, like we found it right here at the radio station and she's here. |
| 1:30.9 | 5670 will share. Everything he's saying is wrong. Yeah. That's none of it is correct. Johnny. What? Most of that information is inaccurate that you gave. Have you seen anything? Let her know. Thank you. Let her know. next door, too. No, I was okay, so I'm right here at this one building called the Beverly Grove. |
| 1:27.7 | Right. anything, let her know. Thank you. Let her know. She's back to her next door, too. No, I was okay, so I'm right here at this one building called the Beverly Grove. |
| 1:46.4 | Right. And the door is wide open, and it looks like they're doing construction. So I feel like maybe she came running out of this building. We've taken and gone to the scene of the crime. Earlier this morning, when I was driving in, I saw a dog running loose in the streets on 6th Street and decided to grab the thing rather than let it get hit by a car. |
| 1:45.0 | Brought it to the radio station and now... was driving in, I saw a dog running loose in the streets on 6th Street and decided to grab the thing rather than let it get hit by a car. |
| 1:46.8 | Brought it to the radio station and now after not having any luck connecting it with its honor, |
| 1:50.9 | Johnny's gone back to where we found the dog to walk it around and apparently give |
| 1:54.8 | misinformation about where it was found. |
| 1:57.3 | Oh no, pets here. |
| 1:59.8 | Correct this code. All right. Johnny's, Johnny's wasted all of his time in a building that has a no pet policy well Johnny that was a giant waste of your time I think I've cracked the case right now there's an open door in an apartment building there's got to be some other places that you can go though it's not just not just that one building. Yeah, Johnny, I'm telling you right now, I don't know, FaceTime me when we go into that song to see exactly where you are, because I do feel like you are probably near where I found the dog, but somehow you've messed up. I could see you being wrong. And we didn't find the dog on Wilshire. We found it on 6th, right there on 6th Street. You said we found it at the radio station. Yeah, yeah. No, I said we... I heard you. We heard you. At the radio station. Okay. You can help find the dog then. I found the dog. All right. Johnny, just knock on some doors. Someone will know, uh, just knock on as many doors you can and say anyone know who this dog is. We found it around here. I've been screaming in the streets so I'm like, is this your dog? Like, we found your dog. |
| 2:54.6 | All right. Well, just knock on as many doors you can and say anyone know who this dog is we found it around here i've been screaming in the streets so i'm like is this your dog like we found your dog all right well you can't be out for too long because we got to get you back here because we're getting our our testosterone check this hour evolved anti-aging is here from encino and they're gonna they got the needles are going to jab us all they're to take our blood, and they're going to let us know who on the show has the highest tea. |
| 3:08.9 | Everyone's old. |
| 3:09.5 | What are we doing with a dog when you don't find that owner by the end of the show? |
| 3:12.8 | I haven't thought this through, Jake. |
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