Klein Saves a Dog
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International |
| 0:21.7 | Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter |
| 0:27.8 | dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. K. Rock, Klan Alley Show. We can always |
| 0:34.6 | plan a show, but it's the unexpected that always seemed to make this thing what it is on K-Rock. And this morning, while driving in, I was shooting the video to respond to Ali's one-one-one method. Very dangerous, by the way. You're driving so fast recording that video, dude. Don't worry about what I did. Why isn't it so light outside when you're doing it? Other than the fact I'm a hero. Let's just focus that I'm a hero. I knew you guys would s on this. I saw, you know what, I'm not even going to forget it. Let's just go to the break. No, come on, man. You're so proud of yourself. I have a little period. I saved the dog's life this morning. The dog is now in the K-Rock Studios. Are you, how sure are you that you saved this dog's life? I don't know, Alie. We almost got clipped by three cars on 6th Street this morning, and then it was running around literally in the middle of the street, and I decided to stop traffic in both directions and get the dog to come into, even though the thing almost bit me a couple times. |
| 1:46.7 | How much do you think the dog was more afraid of you than it was to the cars than the cars that almost equally afraid? But this thing was, I mean, I literally as I'm driving, I'm about to watch a car, a dog get run over, which is a terrible thing. I've seen it before. said you never want to see it and And everyone's already saying on the text on, keep the dog away from Vanessa. But I think this is going to be one of those beautiful moments where maybe if we can't find the owner of this dog, maybe this is one of those poetic, weird moments that Vanessa, keep the walls away from the puppy, That Vanessa gets to leave with a dog. |
| 2:01.7 | I was driving it. I'm going to play you this moment when it happened because I'm shooting this video, Allie. |
| 2:04.5 | This is the, you know, we're trying to come up with our own viral relationship hacks. |
| 2:07.6 | And I'm in the middle of recording my video. |
| 2:09.3 | And then all of a sudden I see this dog darting across traffic. |
| 2:13.0 | And then I go, all right, well, it's hopefully going to run into a yard and stay there. And then it comes right back into traffic. |
| 2:19.0 | And then I just watch these cars clip up. |
| 2:20.2 | You'll hear it happen in real time. |
| 2:21.6 | And now the dog is in the K-Rock studios. |
| 2:32.6 | We've got pictures of it up on our social as a Klein Alley Show. If you can help track down the maybe owner because I don't think there's tags on it. a better relationship is as easy as one, two, three with the one, two, three, three, three, two, one method. And the best part is you can start applying it to your relationship as soon as today. This is scientifically proven to make you thrive instead of just survive in your relationship. You're just completely lying. Don't worry about my method. We'll get to that later. Scientifically proven by nobody. Whatever. People just like to hear those buzzwords. Anyway, I'm in the middle. I'm at the point where I'm about to tell you about the method and then I see the dogs. To make you thrive instead of just surviving your relationship. And it doesn't matter if you've been dating for a few months or maybe you've been married for a decade. This will absolutely give you a better. Oh, Jesus Christ. A dog. A dog. |
| 3:07.9 | Hold on. I gotta save a dog. Hold on. |
| 3:10.7 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got to be a hero again. God. Just got to do it. |
| 3:17.5 | Hold on. |
| 3:20.2 | Now, pretty telling to hold on, by the way. |
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