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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Petty Claims Court, Klein's Bedtime and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. Oh, yeah, good morning. Welcome to your K Rock, K.Rack, K.L.E. Show, a bonus hour or a bogus hour.

0:39.0

However you look at it has officially begun.

0:40.7

If you need us, phones, text line 800. 520167, a very eventful day today. National Kibby Day celebrating Jake's dog. Thank you, ma'am. And so much other stuff happening on the show. this hour, Petty Claims Court, get ready to meet a couple.

0:53.2

I think we have co-workers today.

0:55.8

Co-workers ever have problems.

0:57.4

Co-workers today.

2:03.1

Co-workers ever have problems? Co-workers or couples that are a couple, Vanessa? It's co-workers. Co-workers, fighting over something very petty and they need you to decide who's right and who's wrong. And as much as usually, I would say, we have couples in Petty Claims Court. I like the co-worker battles because if you think about your own job or jobs you've had, there's always some co-worker in her office squabble that's happening. And you need an outside authority to kind of determine who's right. Yeah, you need a mediator. Like, Vanessa is the closest to you in terms of desk location. Yes. And I know there are things that upset her about how you keep your desk, like the fact that currently there are about 17 different water bottles on it. I think I cleared how. I think I brought a bunch home over the weekend, I feel like. No? Vanessa, are you upset about the clutter on my desk? Our whole office. There's so many things that shouldn't be in the office. Like take it home, guys. You know. Throw it away, Vanessa? Yeah, why don't you... Put it out in the hall. Yeah. Make a giant pile. Yeah. No, because I'm not your guys as housekeeper. Hey, you know what, Vanessa? Well, here's what I'm going to do. And no one thought of you as our housekeeper. We all thought that though, right? Vanessa, since I don't have my

2:04.9

I get to my desk, that's still dirty, by the way.

2:09.2

Let's talk you more moppy, Vanessa. Listen, the reality is

2:12.7

I need to start selling stuff on my shop shop

2:15.9

channel. Shop shop or whatnot? not so until i can get the

2:22.0

palette a box delivered maybe i'll just start selling all the stuff in our back office because a lot

2:27.0

of that has value to other people i'll just set up i'll go live in there i can go live in there after

2:30.9

the show tomorrow and just start selling stuff you don't want okay all. All right. That's a great plan. But point being, coworkers have problems too. Co-workers got problems. And it's not the obvious stuff always like stinky lunches, although that is always a battle that seems to happen. I feel like you and I have solved that problem. Yes, you will eat in the hall now. Like a gargoy.

2:51.2

Right.

2:51.7

Shubs it in her mouth and comes in here like a chipmunk and squirrel with all this stuff. And she's trying to... And slowly chew it throughout the show. We're going to meet a couple of coworkers that are battling it out and you guys get to be a jury. So if you need the rest of your day off, congratulations. You have jury duty starting this hour on the show and much more, which we get into after Sublime on KROQ Klein Ali's show.

3:11.0

This is a weird question to ask another adult, but I was asked it yesterday.

3:15.6

And I don't know why it hit me so strange, but a grown-ass man said to me, when's your bedtime?

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