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but you probably already knew that,

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You can find us on Instagram at Klein-A-Lie Show. You can slide in the DMs. You can watch us on YouTube. You can call us now or text us. The number is 800, 5-20-1067. And you can win yourself away to Australia. That's right. We covered the airfare, the hotel.

Probably give you some per diem, walking around money, I would imagine. and you can win yourself away to Australia. That's right. We cover the airfare, the hotel.

Probably give you some per diem walking around money, I would imagine. Give you a racket to smash. Don't hold me to that, but I do think we take good care of you and we send you away for K.Rock's mile hot. K.R.R.C. Krock doesn't know what per diem is? Well, I think. That's Latin. Oh, yeah, I would have to imagine if we're sending them...

I mean, we've got to cover the cost of their transport.

We're covered more than just flights and hotels, right? I'm sure that's it. As we get them for a ticket. All right, well, we give you a slim gym or something. Regardless, you'll be winning a trip to Australia, and all you've got to do is get your name on a standby boarding list. and right now I'm looking for you.

If you are caller 20 at 8005201067,

we'll give that trip away, I think on Monday,

and then we'll announce where you'll be going to next. This is destination three and band number three if you're keeping track of an all new year of K-Rock's mile high club. So when they spend their money, they'll have to submit expense reports just like the rest of us. Probably. For the reimbursement, which is they make a purposely confusing process.

They don't, well, it's because they don't, no one wants to ever reimburse you.

Try to get money back from your insurance company.

They do not make it easy.

Yeah, they're like, uh, click this box, that click this box.

I'll read this thing.

Let me say hi to Corey from Tustin.

Good morning, Corey.

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