This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Sadly, I have a new addiction. And it's an addiction that I think I used to have and then I conquered it. And now I realize it is coming back in a big way. Is it masturbation again? No, it's not that. It's something far more dangerous than that. And that one I never gave up on. I stuck with that. Stuck with that. We'll get to that in just a second. But I just wanted to let you know that this message that you're going to hear from the goat line could very possibly change the course of your life forever

if you are planning on attending or we're thinking about joining us on Friday for the end of dry January final Friday fiesta.

Final Friday fiesta happening 11 a.m. at Descanso, mid-miracle mile here across the street from the radio station.

Listen to this that was waiting on the goat line.

Good morning, everybody.

If you know who this is, then you probably want to be one of the first 106 people to show up this Friday

to celebrate the end of dry January at the final Friday fiesta for January.

Wink, wink, nudge,

Nudge.

I can't wait to hang out with all

the other sloggers as we

gather to show our admiration

and appreciation for our

favorite morning show, Klein

Allie's show. Can't wait to see you all

there. Shoot.

So, with this guy. Sounds like Blind Charlie is planning on bringing his big fat... Big fat wallet and taking care of stuff for people. Oh, that or he's going to grab everybody's butts. He does like grabbing butts. That's true, too. You can do another butt line up. I remember the first Final Friday fiesta. He just decided, hey, you know what?

I'm going to buy everyone's drinks.

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