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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous K-Rock.
0:33.9	20, let's go.
0:35.2	Get you on that standby boarding list and invite you to join us for some social D at the K-Rock,
0:41.2	in-and-out burger sound space.
0:43.0	It's going to be a delicious hang, and you also will potentially get to fly internationally
0:48.4	as part of destination number 13.
0:50.3	K-Rock's Mile High Club, Social D this time in Zurich, Switzerland.
0:55.1	Call it 20.
0:55.9	And then in a moment, we'll bring in TV nurse from the pit.
0:59.5	Goes by the character name Princess de la Cruz.
1:04.4	From the hit HBO show, The Pit.
1:06.9	And she will be the first celebrity nurse to play jab-ass with Ali
1:10.7	as Ali tries to get impregnated. No word yet as to if she has a baby inside of her, although there are some suggestions. This is a crucial 48 hours, fine. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Oh, well, in that case, sending good thoughts your way. The grain of sand is trying to lodge itself into the peanut butter sandwich.
1:27.6	That's what they use.
1:29.5	Yeah, technical terms.
1:30.5	And here's a couple thoughts on the goat line about your potentially upcoming pregnancy.
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