This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right.

Five dollars.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous J. Rock.

Call it 20.

Let's get you on a standby boarding list right now.

Send you to Madrid

and C-21 pilots. If you're Collar-20, we have that for you. If you're Collar-21, we will give you one of those shirts. We just chatted about a moment ago. Klein Ellie's show, It's Just Okay shirt slash sticker. We relate to you, caller 21. We know exactly what that feels like. We feel like we are the caller 21s of life and so close but not quite the winner and we will make that happen for you

right now, Caller 20 and Color 21, the consolation prize, not nearly as good as getting on the

standby boarding list because you don't have a chance to win your way a trip to Madrid to see 21

pilots, but you will have a guaranteed t-shirt and sticker.

Good consolation prize wherever you go or don't go.

This hour on the show, we'll do a lightning round if Johnny doesn't know.

And it's time for Jake to go ahead and put up or shut up.

He's always talking about these random weird bands that he loves and he goes and sees them and he buys their merch and he tries to talk to us about them and we don't really ever want to hear.

And we are under the impression that any band we find, no matter how small, no matter how unknown, could still be better than whatever band Jake is super passionate about.

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