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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Klein's Elevator, Petty Claims Court and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. Yeah, baby. Welcome to Wednesday.

0:38.0

K-Rock, we are Klein-Ally's show.

0:39.2

My name's Klein.

0:39.7

That is Ali.

0:57.3

Hello. That is a DJ Omar Khan right there. Hey, hey. Shake the nerd. What's that? Got Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls on the back at 8005201060-1067 in the K-Rock studios. I see the wheel with all of our names. one of us will be forced to give a high-voltage food review of that new Big Archburger that's gone rather viral ever since the CEO of McDonald's quote tried it by taking little

1:02.5

nibbles.

1:03.4

And we will be trying it in the K-Ruck Studios today with the shock collar on.

1:07.8

So get ready for that.

1:09.3

Good hour to be watching the show as well as we are streaming on

1:12.1

youtube and we kick off the hour by giving someone some good news that will instantly make their

1:17.7

day and potentially their entire year better even lifetime better i guess you win this once in a

1:22.7

lifetime opportunity travel internationally and see k rock's biggest bands so we add names to the list and and then on Monday we call one of these people and we tell them, pack your bags, you're hitting the road. So where will we be going to next? As soon as we get to call her 20, we'll put them on the air and give them the good news. And then we have lots of other things to get to this hour as well. If you need us, remember these numbers.

1:50.9

8005201067 to call and to text. And we have killed enough time, Allie. We have filibustered long enough to bring us to call her 20, which puts us on, is this Jessica? Can you hear me? Yes.

1:57.1

This is. Jessica, you are the 20th caller.

2:19.1

Hell yeah. So we are going to add your name to our growing list of names. And if we call you back on Monday, Jessica, please answer so that we can tell you you are going to Spain to see 21 pilots. Woo! Most definitely. Thank you so much. You are very, very, very welcome. Did we decide that Jessica was the new Karen?

2:38.1

That's what... We didn't decide that, but that's what society had decided. That Karen has been replaced by the Jessica's. So she doesn't win, it's going to be... It's going to be a lot of calls to the manager here at K.Rock. And that is unfortunate. And in the meantime, you're stuck with us, and we will make it very worth your while, including some new limited edition Klein Alley Show merch.

2:40.8

If you haven't seen it yet, it's up on our socials Klein Alley Show, and we will be giving

2:45.2

that away today, and all you've got to do is be listening, and hopefully your t-shirt

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