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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Fat Math

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

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0:07.9

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0:15.0

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0:19.6

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0:21.3

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0:26.3

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0:31.1

Kay Rock, Klein Alley Show. Lots to give you today, including that new merch. Check it out on

0:37.2

the Instagram, Klein Allie Show.

0:38.5

Or if you just want trips around the world, we'll have those for you as well. This is the story we're just talking about in Allie knows the news a moment ago. It's a teacher that has decided to go above and beyond. I think teachers that were weird and used to show up in class and costume and stuff, they used to be celebrated. they would always win like teacher of the year award because they didn't just stick to the regular lesson plan.

0:56.6

They'd figure out a way to really make it memorable for the children. And now you've got to compete with, you know, everyone's got ADHD and everyone's trying to sneak their phones in class. So to be a teacher really get some attention these days. It's tough. You really got to work for it. And out the any, yeah. And this guy's getting a lot of heat because of some of the,

1:13.1

I guess, non-traditional ways he asked questions. Are all the headlines tonight, a math teacher

1:17.5

at San Francisco's Lowell High School is being questioned about his methods. The investigation centers

1:22.6

around complaints over potentially inappropriate test questions about girls and weight. They both say some of Mr.

1:30.4

Chan's test questions did seem odd. So now they're talking to some of the students that are in his

1:34.8

class and they could defend the teacher and be like, this guy's cool and instead they go with this.

1:40.0

I remember like specifically seeing one talking about like some females and some questions.

1:43.9

Like with math, I was like, what math got to do with some females?

1:46.6

You know what I mean? That guy should focus more on his English text. I don't know why he's so focused on his math test. The guy definitely has been buried in his phone for most of his classes. Right. He has no idea. What math got to do with some females? You know what I mean? Medad says there were also questions referencing fat kids or word problems, calculating how much money to spend on a date with a girl based on her weight. Now, this is interesting and probably not appropriate for a quiz question you would ask. Real life situations, though, man. Come on, you got to give the teacher credit. Yeah, but there are certain women that look super tiny and can eat a ton.

2:18.4

Right. And then there's a lot of bigger women that are like, I'll just have a salad. It doesn't necessarily track. I do agree, though, that more often than not, when you're a kid in school, you do think to yourself, when will I ever use any of this in the real world? And so this guy is attempting to give you real world scenarios. You're going to go out to dinner and your date is plus size.

2:36.6

How much could you expect to spend on the date? world and so this guy's attempting to give you real world scenarios you're going to go out to dinner

2:34.3

and your date is uh you know plus size how much could you expect to spend on the date maybe you're

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