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This is the world famous K. Rock.

Oh, yeah, it is Monday still.

And welcome to your K Rock with your Klein Ali Shell. Looking for a caller 20 right now, if you'd like to head to the Hollywood Bowl and celebrate May Chemical Romance. Of course, this will be in October, so it's not going to make as much sense then. But if you win the tickets from us now, then it does make sense, right? My chemicoke, yeah, it doesn't work that way.

We didn't think big picture when we put this together, but regardless, tickets are yours right now. If you're the 20th caller, 8005201067, My Chemical Romance Hollywood Bowl. Nice to meet you. I'm Klein. There's Ali. Hi. That is DJ Omar Khan. Hello. He is the audio sniper. don't be confused by imitators like that man right there who calls himself the arbiter of sound

that is jrbaudi that is jay DJ Omar Khan. Hello. He is the audio sniper. Don't be confused by imitators like that man right there who calls himself the arbiter of sound. The arbiter of audio. That is Jake the nerd. Stay right. Spent his weekend at Sumo Wrestling in Long Beach, which he claims is the most exciting live sporting event you could possibly witness. And you still stand by that, Jake, after going for a second time? Sumo is amazing. It's great. I told you before, like, especially in today's, like, culture where everybody has, like, 15-second attention spans. It's amazing, because, like, that's how long the matches last for, maybe 30 seconds, and then you have some downtime, and another match, and then another match, and and it's like, it's constant. Can you gamble on it all?

Sounds terrible. Can you bet on it? Yeah, we were betting beers of me and my friends. You would see the two fat guys, but that fat guy's going to win. Oh, totally. I don't know that fat guy? Yeah, he's got the fighter spirit. I can tell him in his eyes. Look at him. But there's like horse racing where there's so many matches, you can't really pick, like you don't know anybody who's competing.

No.

You're just kind of picking out of the blooms. I can tell him in his eyes. Look at him. But there's like horse racing where there's so many matches. You can't really pick.

Like you don't know anybody who's competing.

No.

You're just kind of picking out of the blue.

Oh, no.

We knew some guys because some guys showed up from last year. And how did they do? You did great. One of the guys from last year who got, uh, he didn't do well. took third this year. How many people are at the sumo wrestling event in Long Beach?

Ah, that seems like a couple thousand maybe. Wow. That draws a couple thousand people?

There's a lot of people there. I was thinking about that this weekend where there were just so many events happening.

Obviously the Netflix comedy thing was going on all over town. So there was venues there.

And then you had, I think there was some sports in town this weekend too too. And then you had, well, not sumo, but real sports, you know. And then you had that going on. Summo was an ancient sport. I got it, Jake. But at some point, I think to myself, like, how are all these, we just have so many people here. Well, I know. That's why there's traffic everywhere. So many effing people.

I know. And then everybody was out and about yesterday for Mother's Day, which is like,

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