New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous J. Rock. Look at them phones, twinkling. We'd love to pick you up in just a moment.

Don't worry, we haven't started counting yet.

Eventually, we'll count up to 20, and if that puts us on you, you're going to My Chemical Romance, the Hollywood Bowl, October 30th, and to win those tickets not only this hour, but we'll do it again at 10 o'clock, and then every hour all day long here at K.Rock, straight up through 6 p.m. 323 has a request for Klein to please stop wearing the same hat and shirt because YouTube is now getting confused and doesn't know what day it is and doesn't know what is live and what is recorded because you're always wearing the same thing. I was wearing a black shirt every day for a while and people got upset about that so then I switched to a white shirt and now there's problems there as well I think mainly it's the hat that has to go can you just switch it out one day once again you guys made me get a you made me have a blind man cut my hair take it off

I want to see how it's looking it's not looking any better I'll put it that way I'm going to go

through an awkward phase now, which if I were a

caterpillar, I would like to cocoon myself for like two months and then reemerge as a less awkward

looking butterfly. But right now, I'll take the headphones off. Oh, that looks good. It's coming in.

It's just interesting because you've had the same haircut ever since I've known you. You finally do something different and then you proceed to cover it up with the same hat you wear every single day. That's right. You really do fear change. I don't like change. But I thought you wanted a change. This is the change that you were thinking about getting and now you're covering it up. So it's so funny because my wife was on yelling at me on the radio and everyone heard her yelling at me and then one of the things she said is that i wanted to shave my head and then a lot of people accused this whole thing of being a setup of being some setup hold on there's some guy here that's yelling at me about this and i want to just clarify that because you did mention to me off the air that you had thought of cutting your hair at one point, but it wasn't like you were talking to me about how you always wanted to shave your head or anything like that. When I thought, when I was at that Rams game last season and I thought that I was going to lose the bet to Jake. I started like literally middle of the game when I thought that the Rams were perhaps going to lose that game.

You were reasoning with yourself. I was reasoning with myself, but also with the family being like, hey, I'm thinking about shape in my head because I didn't want them to realize it was because I lost a bet because she's already said to me, you're a grown-ass adult. Stop doing these stupid bets on your radio show where you end up having to do dumb things. Can't you outgrow that? Well, having to explain to our significant others, I need to spend the night in the car and the driveway. Why? Well, it's because I lost to bed about the Menendez brothers. And even having to explain it feels pretty shameful. I don't feel great about myself doing it either. I don't really know the answer to why we continue to do this. Right. But it's entertaining, I guess. I wanted to make it sound like it was my idea, and she's like, don't shave your head, you'll look terrible. You have huge ears and a giant nose. And I said, thank you for the big boost and confidence right there. So anyway, as a result, she said that I've been wanting to shave my head. I didn't want to shave my head at all.

I like, uh... result, she said that I've been wanting to shave my head. I didn't want to shave my head at all. I like... Well, you obviously don't like the way it looks. No. But... I think it looks totally fine, and I think that you are over-exaggerating how drastic it looks. I think most of us don't even notice it. Hold on. My wife left a message on the

goat line. I'm trying to find it now. This is a new message that came through this weekend.

Here she is. Hold on. This is Kevin's wife. Hello, Kevin. After some thinking, I feel that I can't be

married to someone who looks like a gorilla. You broke our heart and I'm leaving you, Kevin.

Okay.

By the time you hear this, all of your stuff will be on the front lawn next to your stupid,

don't rob me sign.

Oh, I'm so over this.

Come pick it up and get out.

All right. Goodbye, Kevin. I love you, honey. There she is. I love you, honey. Come pick it up and get out. All right.

Goodbye, Kevin.

I love you, honey.

There she is. I love you, honey. That's my wife. Sounds just like that. I'm sorry. I didn't know she called the goat line. That's the only way we communicate now. That's our lawyers that way. Hey, uh, Angelique. Oh, wait. You are the 20th caller, which means she'll be seeing my chem at the Hollywood Bowl.

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