Ally's Sound Bath

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:30.0	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	We are Klein Ali's show.
0:32.9	Ali back in the building today.
0:34.9	Friday, she was getting inseminated or whatever the official word is.
0:39.1	You were having the embryo transfer. Another IVF transfer. This one was the B-T.
0:43.1	100% there's a baby in there. The amount of people that asked me yesterday over the weekend or on Friday how you're doing or what you were doing, it was no shortage.
0:51.8	And I think I gave a different answer to every single person
0:54.7	because I couldn't remember the verbiage ever.
0:57.5	But you had the embryo transfer where they took the embryo.
1:02.5	And the plan, once again, if you're just joining us,
1:05.1	and Ali's not doing this for Pride Month,
1:06.8	even though she is a card-carrying lesbian,
1:09.4	not a gold star, but she has a card-carrying lesbian.
1:12.4	She is attempting to create a life inside of her that is made up of this sperm donor and her wife's eggs.
1:20.8	Yes, you got it.
1:21.9	Great job.
1:22.2	And this is like...
1:24.0	They put a catheter through my service.
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