HOUR 3- Don't Be a Dick, Expensive Dog Surgeries and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. |
| 0:25.5 | San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:27.4 | When airports smell great. |
| 0:30.1 | This is the world famous K.R. |
| 0:33.8 | Call at 20 at 800-520-1067. |
| 0:37.3 | Perhaps you've called before. Maybe never made it through. Maybe you're a previous winner. You want to go ahead and get back on your high horse. This time, your horse takes you all the way to Nashville. It is K-Rox Road Trip, USA, Foo Fighters in Nashville. Don't worry about how you get there. We'll cover that. Don't worry about your tickets. We got that covered as well. All you got to worry about is being the 20th caller and we'll be given you spots to win this trip. And that is going to be happening every hour, starting right now through 6 p.m. Be ready to call in. Right now you're just qualifying. But the good news is we will call someone back in a week and let you know you're packing your bags for your road trip USA |
| 1:12.5 | And they'll be fooled by road trip I don't think we make you drive there I think we actually do fly you there |
| 1:16.8 | Yeah, this is like White Lotus where we're edging yes edging you along and then finally giving you something you want later |
| 1:23.1 | So you know food fighters they never phone it in when they do a live show. They never stop. They say they want to play all night. Could be five hours. Regardless, we get you to Nashville to see the foo fighters there and be ready to win that trip right now if I pick up your phone line. This hour on the show, little Don't Be a Dick in honor of Pride Month officially starting again. |
| 1:44.6 | We're going to go ahead and nominate the gays that we don't like. And Allie is number one on my list. But Don't Be a Dick gaze. And I believe Don't Be a Dick is actually a compliment. Oh, yeah. In the gay community. That's right. There are certain gays that we like and others that we do not. Is Vanessa going to the parade this weekend? |
| 2:01.6 | I don't know. |
| 2:02.2 | Is it this weekend, though? |
| 2:03.7 | Was that... That's right. There are certain gays that we like and others that we do not. Is Vanessa going to the parade this weekend? |
| 2:01.6 | I don't know. Is it this weekend though? |
| 2:03.6 | Was that West Hollywood parade? |
| 2:06.6 | Happy Pride, everyone. |
| 2:07.6 | Happy pride. |
| 2:10.6 | Vanessa was drunk, almost the one year anniversary of Vanessa. |
| 2:14.6 | I am gonna go this weekend, but honestly I'm afraid that what if I don't bring the same energy? Vanessa, you will. You will. Just make sure you're drinking. What's the second? I'm scared to get drunk, but I'm going to do it. Yay, you are. We're going to make sure. I'm going to give you a little extra money, but it's only to be spent on alcohol, okay? You're getting an alcohol per die. |
| 2:34.9 | AC straight. |
| 2:36.8 | I don't know. |
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