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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Klein's Grok Chat, Petty Claims Court and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:34.3

Polished off that first bag.

0:35.9

I ate the whole bag of the Trader Joe's Gummy.

0:38.2

So now we're on to another bag that's been brought in. I don't think that's why people are lining up today. I think there's a new one of those stupid bags that's being released, a cooler bag. Yeah, the cooler bags. I actually want to get one of those. I'm not waiting in line, but I need one. need those cooler bags so they can crap in them when they're stuck in traffic after they ate all these gummies.

0:55.4

It contains the liquids.

0:56.8

I've just taken my first trip To the bathrooms of K-Rock After polishing off an entire bag Of these sweet and sour Tirt Gummys from Trader Joe's Yeah, you must have a pretty fast system They're working quick on you They're working fast Fast I feel no change. No change.

1:12.6

Vanessa wants me to eat the second bag,

1:26.4

so I'm going to attempt to put that down this hour on the show. Lots to get to. Petty Claims Court. We have that to look forward to. And so much more. If you need us, 80052010. 1060-1067 to call to text. Allie's hot cousin was on yesterday. people loving Allie's hot cousin.

1:26.7

I mean, I did this guys.

1:28.6

So I just saw

1:30.6

the Instagram with Ali's Hot Cousin was on yesterday. People loving Allie's Hot Cousin. I mean, just... We did this, guys.

1:28.4

So, I just saw the Instagram with Allie's Hot Cousin, Coco.

1:34.7

And holy moly.

1:37.8

She makes Allie's hot sister look like Allie.

1:42.5

Oh, no.

1:43.6

That's such an insult. Your cousin is so hot that she makes your hot sister look like Ali. Oh, no. That's such an insult.

2:17.7

Your cousin is so hot that she makes your hot sister look like you. What does I look like? Family dogs? Oh, geez. So what does that make Allie in this situation? Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't matter, but we need more. It doesn't matter. All right. Thank you so much. Yeah, someone said, I'm like the girl in the movie who is a train wreck that they try to do a makeover on. But then even after they've made me over, I'm still just an ugly girl in a jacket next to a hotter girl. But, damn, Ali's cousin. I don't know if those pictures are still up or if they've... Oh, they are.

2:37.1

I think they're being reposted every day so that they don't go down. That's Ali's, that's Alice Vegas date for the weekend. It's my screensaver right now. You know what? I'm going to add that to my screensaver as well. I don't know. It doesn't matter, but we need more cocoa. Maybe when Allie goes and Materials leave eventually, like maybe it could be the Klein and Coco show.

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