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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous K-Rock.
0:34.0	Call of 20, let's go.
0:35.1	800, 5201067.
0:36.9	Let's get you some tickets to see Smashing Pumpkins. The forum, and then again, potentially, in Chicago and Lallapalooza. That bar, Hornies would just be full of horny men. Right. There'd be... There'd be no women there. No women would ever show up there. No woman is like, let's go to Hornies. Let's end the night at Hornies. Let's get
0:55.6	Grout. But if they did, Alie... They haven't gotten the date rape drug yet. They would be very popular. Any woman who walked by Hornies. Oh, look at that ass. A bunch of guys with a beer in their hand going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
1:11.0	Hey, stop.
1:11.7	Are you horny?
1:12.5	You don't have to ask that.
1:14.2	But don't walk away. in their head. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, stop. Are you horny?
1:12.5	Me too. You don't have to ask that.
1:14.1	But don't walk away.
1:15.1	They're there.
1:15.7	If they're there, everyone knows what's up.
1:17.8	Let's be honest.
1:18.3	A lot of this whole going out and meeting, it's all a giant charade.
1:21.2	You've got to go in.
1:22.2	I mean, we know what everyone's end game is.
1:24.0	Every bar is horny's.
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