New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Tadda. Hey, Rockline Alley's show. Send some good vibes to the general direction of a Mr. Blind Charlie. Blind Charlie. We met I don't know, used to have his eyes and everything.

And then he sat on the couch, played a lot of video games, drank a lot of Mountain Dew, ate a ton of Taco Bell, and I think developed diabetes as a result of that, lost his eyes. Now he's super skinny, dresses like Where's Waldo, walks around the streets, holds up signs to promote our show. I think he still has eyes. They just don't work. Well, he's got non-working eyes, right?

I've never seen him without his sunglasses, though, so I don't know.

Oh, yeah. signs to promote our show. I think he still has eyes. They just don't work. He's got non-working eyes, right?

I've never seen him without his sunglasses, though, so I don't know.

Oh, you haven't?

It's freaky.

Really? Yeah, it looks like one of those white walkers. Does he have, like, those cloudy eyes? Yeah. Game of Thrones. So anyway, now that we've said bad things about him, let's say some good things about him.

Let's talk about this freak some more.

Come more bad things first.

I think it's cool. Anyway, now that we've said bad things about it, let's say some good things about him. Let's talk about this freak some more.

Come more bad things first.

I think it's cool looking when you have those white eyes.

And recently he called to let us know he was getting some sort of an experimental procedure where I guess they were putting cow blood in him for some reason.

Yeah, somebody corrected us and said it was a cow vein.

Calvane that went inside of him.

But his blood.

His blood, cow vein.

And I think it's pretty cool that we have a listener that's part man, part cow.

Part white walker.

And he...

We love him.

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