HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Old People's Secrets and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous J. Rock.
0:35.4	Oh yeah, just after 10 o'clock.
0:37.3	It's Tuesday morning. Still 2026. We are Klein All's show. If you need us, these numbers will be handy. 8005-20167 to call to text to interact with the show. You can download. There's a podcast that goes with this. We're streaming on YouTube right now as well. Don't believe us. You can find us right now on K Rock's YouTube. This hour kick things off with Johnny's first official drink of the year. He just spun the wheel of force resolution, so he will have his first drink of something. I think it's going to be a shot of tequila. Oh, really? We've got a lot of different stuff out there. Yeah, we got John. You can pick any of those bottles. You're going to come in here, you get to kick off your new forced resolution, which is the opposite of dry January. You'll be drinking every single day this month, and maybe you develop an addiction. Johnny says it'll be just like his uncle, so we'll figure that out, and then we'll get immediately into a round, a lightning round of Johnny doesn't know. One question only, but if you'd like to play with us, the number is 8052067.
1:32.1	We learned, I believe, in a previous Johnny doesn't know, that Johnny thinks that there is green wine.
1:33.1	Yes, because the bottles.
1:34.4	Yeah, so he doesn't really know how the whole works at all.
1:37.3	Different categories.
1:39.0	Only one question will stand between you and amazing prizes here at KROC.
1:42.9	So if you'd like to join us for the lightning round of Johnny Doesn't Know
1:46.5	and the first official drink of the 2026 drinking season,
1:50.1	even if you are dry January-in.
1:51.9	Don't worry, you can drink vicariously through Johnny,
1:54.6	who's lived most of his life dry, and that's all about the change.
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