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we will get you into the food fighters later this morning. Hey, sweet knockers guys. Just wanted to

thank you all for the last year of fun and laughs. Well, that all ends right now because we're going

to talk about a life and death situation.

And I think we can all agree that saving a life, probably saving a baby's life, I think, is the highest thing that you can do.

Maybe just beneath that would be saving a... Sick baby?

No, sick baby, I think, is less important than a healthy baby.

Really?

Because it was kind of Darwinism. Yeah, it was probably on its way out anyway. I think saving a healthy baby, that's got some real merit to it. I think when it's like, oh man, the baby's just born, cord wrapped around the neck, boom, save the life, baby is cool. But if a person saves a baby, like a doctor save lives every day. Not that that's not impressive.

Oh, so it's less.

I think it's way less impressive than if a regular, construction worker saves baby that falls off.

Burning building and baby are the two biggest things.

You think those are the biggest?

If you save a baby, I have a burning building.

That's an automatic highest win you can happen.

Do you think that's bigger than saving a school bus full of children?

That's a whole bunch of babies.

That doesn't count.

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