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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.
0:33.1	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:37.4	All right, a brand new hour of the show can officially begin. It's 2026. We are a Klein Alley show on KROQ. You can follow along on YouTube or streaming their live if you want to see what it looks like in the studio. Want to see the monstrosity that is speaking into this microphone right now. Or perhaps you're just using us for tickets, tickets, tickets, and we have them for you to go see the food fighters a show on the 14th they announced it got less than a month ago
1:00.0	and you had to go pick up tickets in person and it's all about raising money for good causes in the
1:04.5	community and you don't have to worry about any of that because you'll just be there rocking out
1:08.3	with Dave Grohl and friends for a long time.
1:14.9	And we did say hi to Caller 20, which puts us in Long Beach. Good morning. Who's this.
1:19.8	Christy, Hockaday. Christy, you are caller 20.
1:28.9	Woo! Thank you so much. This is awesome. You're going to go see the Food Fighters. What a way to kick off your 2026. Hang tight and enjoy the show.
1:35.4	All right. Thank you so much. Allie, did you know that there is one thing in your wardrobe that is making you look old?
1:38.4	Oh, God. What could that be?
1:40.6	Ah, that is what you call. An ill-sitting belt?
1:48.9	It's what you call clickbait right there. We will tackle the Internet's biggest riddles, and are you currently wearing the one thing in your wardrobe that is making you look old?
1:49.6	Suspenders?
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