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Oh, boy.

Never good, right?

Never good.

Is it okay?

She's pre-planning a talk for later?

Any pre-planned talk is not going to be a fun talk.

The fact that you have to set time aside to talk,

everyone knows that when you're, you know, two parents get kids.

Most of the talk is just in passing.

Yeah.

Jake knows the talk and it always ends with you done some.

Right?

Jake, you've gotten a lot of, hey, can we talk?

Messages.

That's. I think like to find the exact exchange hold on because it's

it is about the tone here

yeah I started packing right away

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