This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rong. Good morning. Welcome to your Monday. It's just after 10 o'clock. Bonus hour, bogus hour, the choice is yours. We are a Clown-Ally show. This is K-Rock, and right now is a good time to call us if you would like to do some international travel. Announced earlier this morning, the destination number five of K-Rock's Mile High Club will put you into Mexico City City where you'll be seeing this band right here.

Do you have to let her linger?

My glasses in the pocket.

We're saving fun.

Not girls and wish when she's moody.

But I think you take much much.

Ooh, so, you're so fucking out

you're so f f***ing gorgeous

You, Mexico City,

Royal Otis

And I think Mexico City is higher than a mile

That's going my time

That's absolutely true

That's a good fact for you.

A factoid.

Not fun, but a fact.

A fact.

An unfun fact, which you get every morning here on K. Rock. So if you're a caller 20 right now, put your name on the standby list. And then I'll hopefully call you back in about a week and tell you to pack your bags. You're going in Mexico to see some Royal Lotus. this hour on the show we'll get into a little Johnny doesn't know lightning round

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