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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Klein's Kid's Baseball, Your Longest Dry Spell and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

$5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:30.9

This is the world famous J-Rond.

0:36.1

There's your call.

0:37.4

Q to call us, 800, 520-1067.

0:41.0

It's a brand new destination, a brand new band.

0:43.1

Royal Otis, Mexico City.

0:44.3

We're looking for you.

0:45.3

You'll be the first name to go on the standby boarding list.

0:47.4

Earlier today we talked to Nathaniel and gave him the good news that he was hopping off the

0:51.2

standby list onto the actual boarding list, and now Nathaniel will be going to see turnstile in lisbon portugal and just like you a week ago he was just a random name

1:00.0

on a random list and now he's got some travel in his future and you could be next if you are caller 20

1:05.9

right now at 8005201067 this hour on the show alley it's going to be a good hour because we kick things off by getting someone on the standby list. But then we're going to start hearing about your dry spells, which is usually not a good thing. But in this particular case, and even if you're in a relationship, I mean, maybe you are married. You've been married a while. You're on a bit of a dry spell. We could turn your dry spell into a very wet weekend, I guess, is a good way to put it. If we send you to Catalina, we've got some details about a romantic Valentine's Day getaway. They will send you to the island known as Catalina. Are you still found? I am on a bit of a heater right now. Wow. I am on a, on a, I mean, I went through a long 30 plus day drought. And now I'm on a bit of a sexual tear. But good for you, man. Thank you. But it will end, like all things do, because, you know, ebbs and flows, baby. That's the relationship. And once the flows come, then the ebbs come for me. I'm not saying that, right? That's how it is. Not for me. Not for you. So let's say how to call it 20 right now. And then we will get into your dry spells coming up later this hour. Give away a trip to go to Catalina. Hey, is this... Hold on.

2:18.2

Valente?

2:20.2

Yes, it is.

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