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Yeah, it's coming up.

So the question is, if you're in a dry spell right now, we'd like to go ahead and help that end.

And there's a million reasons why you can be in a dry spell.

Sometimes it's just you've got the halitosis.

Maybe that's why.

Or you're married, life gets busy, you've got kids, Everyone's always sick, snoddy. And you realize the day, it's become a week, has become a month, it's become months. Yeah. Well, somebody said that they're on a six-month drive spell post-divorce. You think as soon as your divorce is finalized, you're like, I'm going to get some true. Right. Strange. Get that strange. Six months in, you're like, damn it. Yeah, definitely pulled the clip of Allie yelling about getting trimmed. True. So we've got up for grabs now. A romantic package. Listen to this, Allie. One night, it's all you need. Catalina Island Romance package, roundtrip transportation for two on the Catalina Express. That is crucial the fact that you're getting round

trip transportation included. You'll stay at the hotel at water, box of chocolates, bottle of champagne,

romantic dinner at the Avalon Grill. And that's just steps away from Avalon Bay. I mean,

we are teeing this up for you. Yeah. This is like seal the deal guarantee. This is like you get a card, crappy card. Maybe you went to the dollar store and you give it to your significant other and they go, oh, they've disappointed me yet again. Yet again. Another letdown of a year. And then you open it up and there's written in the card. We're going to Catalina. So we'll be qualifying people every day this week. and then on a Friday we're going to catalina so we'll be uh qualifying people every day this week and then

on a friday we're going to give this trip away officially so the question we have for you today is uh what is

the current dry spell you're on maybe you know why you're on it maybe you have no idea you just

start doing the math and you realize man it's been a while i'm also curious if anybody we're about to talk to has a longer dry spell than Jake.

Jake, what is your current dry spell?

Oh, I stopped counting, man. It got too depressing.

Oh, man. That is a pretty long dry spell.

Mike, you're on K. Krock. What's your current situation? Welcome.

Yeah, morning.

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