HOUR 3- Ally's Flight, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:34.4	All right, by the weekend.
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:37.1	It's Klein Alley Show. It's Ali. Klein is not here today. He is out of town doing some family obligation stuff. I think he's attending a bat mitzvah. That's correct. Which is, I think, a big party. Some of those bat mitzkas can be... Oh, yeah, you work bat mitzvahs omar i do from time
0:55.0	to time i'm not of the faith so i kind of a little bit reluctant to do them but from time to time
0:59.6	uh you know all dj a party like that that they're not really that religious based you know
1:04.9	it's more of a celebration i see they get it they they get insane like i dj this one
1:10.2	where they had arcade like old school arcade games just everywhere.
1:14.7	Yeah, it was nuts.
1:15.6	What's crazy?
1:16.2	A bimitsva or a kinsietta?
1:20.0	They're both equally as extravagant in different ways, for sure.
1:23.1	And both equally badly pronounced by Jake.
1:26.4	All right, now's the time.
1:27.9	We've been waiting.
1:29.0	It's your chance to see social distortion in Zurich, Switzerland.
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