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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Momfessions, Crispy Fries and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K-Rock.

0:34.0

A lot of texts about the Superbox.

1:27.6

Interesting. A lot of people don't have it also. They want to let us know they also don't have it. And they don't love it? And they don't love it and they don't have it. And they didn't pay $100 for it. $6.26 at $200 a year for the black box and it's all the porn you can handle. Wow. Whoa. Doesn't everyone's phone have all the porn we can handle? Sure. Can't handle any more. Handle any more. I'd never leave my house. You can always handle more. I don't think so. Good morning. Welcome to K. Rock. And it's just after 9 o'clock. It's just after 9 o'clock. We have lots to get into. and, of course, if you need us, 8005-2067, to call and interact. There's some videos that are doing a lot of emotion on the Instagram right now. You can see, Ali, with her announcement yesterday, it was sad and emotional. I mean, most of these go-line calls, Allie, are just people that want to wish you well.

1:46.5

I kind of feel hungover today. I don't know if you want to hear any more of these, but you made a Navy SEAL cry, if you care about that. Yes, I always want to make them cry. All right, I want to hear the, matter. This was a Navy SEAL. Yes, I am very drunken. However, I am a three-time-deployed Navy SEAL.

2:36.3

Three-time deployed Navy SEAL. I mean, this is like as tough as they get. Okay, thank you for your service. And I've been a long-time slogger since perhaps day one. I can't remember. So this guy also... Is he still underwater? He's a long-time slogger. he's calling us from that frog challenge where they live underwater for like a week or something. The fact that you opened up on the air today and shared your stories with the world almost body to tears. Oh, almost. Oh, okay. Except it didn't because I'm not a pussy. Yeah, he didn't cry because you're a Navy SEAL. You should be proud of yourself. And I'm proud of you. So anyway, that's from a Navy SEAL, Ali. So there you have it. A drunk Navy SEAL, but still a Navy SEAL nonetheless. And then there's other calls like this. Oh, damn. I'm so far behind on the podcast. I have to find out how about Ali's pregnancy to be like some real on Instagram.

2:42.8

Ali, I love you so much. I'm so sorry that happened. I'm just so sorry. I love you.

2:47.6

Peace and take care of yourself. A lot of people that weren't aware of the show yesterday just saw some posts and they go, did Ali die? I'm going, no, I didn't die. She's still here. Well, that one would get clicks. Yeah, that would, then Navy SEAL would maybe, maybe cry. So anyway, but we're back together again. And we got lots to get into this hour. So, all right, another Navy SEAL on the on the text line, Alia. I also am a Navy v seal listen to your show well thank you all wow tough

3:08.3

ass listeners here at krah it's almost that time where we get to your mom fessions mother's day is on

3:14.0

sunday and uh moms have to i mean listen let's be honest they got a lot of stuff that they feel that

3:20.4

they don't necessarily say and you can be anonymous if you're a mom, a mom-a-miss, as we

3:24.3

like to say around here, and you can share any sort of a mom fashion. And maybe that is something that you did like, oops, I left the kid in the car seat on top of the car and drove off one time, but no harm, no foul. Well, I remember one time after I had my kid, I really needed to pick up some pokey and getting my kid in and out of the car seat was such a process.

3:42.7

And I was like, it's right there.

3:44.1

It's right inside. So I just ran in and got it. Left them in the car. I mean... Then you know you're not supposed to do that, but you go back. No, but it's a struggle. It's a mom fashion right there. Or, you know, things like, you know, sometimes you don't want to take them to the bathroom

3:57.4

and maybe they're not necessarily wearing a diaper, but you say, just go in your pants.

4:48.3

I can't do it now. I've done that before. Really? And they're like, are you sure? I'm like, yeah, let it loose. It's fine. Do it with it later. This one time. So if you have any mom fessions you'd like to share with us, we will be awarding our favorite surprises on K-Rock, tickets, etc. And you can start calling now at 8005-2016. I know that we've heard from my mom a bit this morning leaving voicemails. But let's be honest, there's only one mom that people on the show ever want to hear from. And that's Ali's mom. She is the real deal throat goat. Well, and she should be celebrated this weekend. I wonder what my stepdad has plans for her. Why would he have had something planned for her? She's, you would think that, you know, she's not his mom and they don't have any kids, they don't have kids together. Yeah, my husbands have to celebrate mothers. Don't you celebrate your wife on Mother's Day? She's the mom and your family. Only because my kids don't have jobs and they can't buy presents for her. So once they're old enough to celebrate her, you're going to tap out? Of course. Yeah, of course I tap out. Why would I? I think there's a whole section for From Husband for Mother's Day. Yeah, but that once again, that's the greeting card company. I got one for my wife, a card for my wife.

5:07.7

Yes, because... section for from husband for mother's day once again that's the greeting card company i got one for

5:05.3

my wife a card for my wife yes because you because she's well that's weird because there's two moms in

5:11.2

your house so i can we don't really get to rest on mother's day because there's no one really making

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