HOUR 3- Clickbait, Jake's Mustard Sandwich and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 679 Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. |
| 0:24.4 | Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. And now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous Hay Rock. All right, pretend for a moment that I'm one of those guys trying to sell you a mattress on TV, and I'm yelling about Act Now because this is a blowout time, and there are not deals like this ever again. You're killing me, Klein. Thank you, thank you. It's a summer ticket blowout, and it is starting right now on K Rock, and if you would like to go see Fool Fighters, that is the first pair of tickets we have for you. |
| 0:54.8 | But throughout the entire week and throughout the entire day, starting now through 6 p.m., you could be getting tickets to see Food Fighters, or Mews, or Death Cab, or Avenge Sevenfold, a good Charlotte, Noah Kahn. It's a total summer blowout. Who knows what you'll be getting, Allie? This is crazy. You're killing me, Smalls. |
| 1:10.6 | Thank you. |
| 1:11.1 | Is that what we're doing? |
| 1:11.7 | No, we're not doing that. |
| 1:13.5 | That's very different altogether. And we say, good morning to the 20th caller at a moment at 800520107, so we can give you some tickets. Right out of the gate. It is Food Fighters. Food Fighters. You okay there? Not really. It is Food Fighters. I lost all my energy trying to be excited. It's hard for you. I don't know how those guys do it. It seems exhausting. I just don't, can't figure it out. Anyway, also this hour on the show, we'll get into a round of Don't Be a dick. Heat wave people. Temperatures |
| 1:46.0 | have been hot. Everyone is a little bit more dicky, but there are certain people, like Omar said earlier, the people would go around spraying water on you, even if you didn't ask. They think you're saving your life. There's the people that say, stay cool out there. There's a lot of reasons that we will accept nominees as we try to save society and park week is officially underway as well so please continue to send us pictures |
| 2:02.9 | of badly parked cars you You can also nominate people like Vanessa who just go, ah, it's so hot. Yeah, she does that a lot. So hot, guys. A color 20 puts us in the San Fernando Valley, where it is probably already over 100 degrees. We say good morning to Mikey. Hey, Mikey. Good morning. Let's go, find an alley. You are the 20th caller. You'll be going to see Foo Fighters as part of K-Rock's summer ticket block. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Make sure that you've got plenty of electrolytes to make it through a food fighter show. Those sometimes go three hours plus. |
| 2:34.9 | Yeah, I know. |
| 2:35.4 | So be ready for that. |
| 2:36.5 | Hold on one second. |
| 2:37.6 | They usually play until they can't anymore. And, yeah, I mean, they really wait until they hit curfew. And then they just cut the power to the venue. And then that's when they know to go home. They can't stop. Coming up again next hour in less than an hour from right now 10 a.m. sharp or close enough, |
| 2:51.7 | we will get you another pair of tickets to another amazing band as part of K. Rock's summer |
| 2:56.6 | ticket blowout, and we will surprise you in an hour. |
| 3:00.8 | Oh man, the internet's full of riddles and mysteries, and we only have time to solve at least one of them right now. |
| 3:05.3 | And this has to do with the three most powerful words you can say that oftentimes we don't |
| 3:10.4 | actually say. |
| 3:11.4 | We have a hard time saying these three words, but they are one of the most powerful things we |
| 3:14.8 | can actually say as humans to other humans. |
| 3:17.1 | It's time for ClickBade. |
| 3:18.0 | Here we go. |
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