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Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. I was so excited to wake up and get in here today.

Not so much because of the start of park week where we try to save all of the terrible parkers

or at least spotlight them and try to shame them publicly for all of their terrible parking jobs and we'll

officially kick that off later this morning and tell you what you'll be competing for but in the

meantime if you do come across any terribly parked cars which you will the side of the street taking

up a few spots someone who's clearly able-bodied parking over a few handicapped spots the case may be, you can go ahead and get a picture and tag us, and we will tell you how to officially submit so you can win the grand prize this year. But that is happening. I was excited about that. But I was more excited to hear about what took place in the wilderness this weekend, because as part of fun or summer, a forced fun or summer, Allie was supposed to go camping, and she was going to bring Vanessa with her.

And it was going to be her first official camping trip.

It was the only real camping that she ever did before that was car camping,

which I don't think really counts.

She had a lot of questions.

There were things purchased and sleeping bags and tents,

and, you know, she decided to let Allie be her lesbian camping guru

because Allie camps a couple times a year

i've got all the gear for it and uh and then uh something happened well there was talk about it on

friday as we were leaving because we were looking at the weather report and it was supposed to be

a high of 95 in the area where we were camping and so there was discussion about whether that was

going to be too hot to really enjoy ourselves because you don't know until you get there if you're going to get a shady camping spot or a center of the sun melting your face off kind of camping spot. Well, when they say high of 95, that just means that the worst time of the day, it'll be 95. But other than that, it should be nice and cool and comfortable, like in the evening the evening yeah at like 8 p.m it's going to be cool and comfortable but that's when the fun starts

it's also the tent baking in the sun all day long it's not exactly you know like a breezy and

cool in there when you get in it's like hours and hours of think about your car even when you get into it at 8 p.m it's still hot as hell because it's been baking in the sun all day so you have to sleep in that once just not put the tent up until 8 p.m. because then you'd have to what are you going to take it down every day yeah it's only a couple of sticks you don't even barely know how to put up a tent you're going to take it down and put it up and you have to take all your stuff out. Yeah, yeah, you do. This little poles and they go into this pole goes in that hole. This pole goes in that hole and boom, tent. I guarantee you you've never properly put up a tent. Not properly, but I put up a tent. I figured it out and put the pole so there's little holes. Sometimes there's some extra poles and the tent falls over, but it's up enough. We decided at the last minute that we were not going to go. And even I would have still gone, but there are other people that said it's not going to be even fun because we're not going to be able to enjoy ourselves. Even during the day, we're not going to be able to hike. we're not going to be able to enjoy the fun parts of camping during the day because it's just going to be too hot.

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