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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 1- Klein hates Music, Wesley's Past Lives and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:05.1

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K.Rock. Oh, yeah, welcome your Tuesday, K-Rock, Klein-Ally's show. Good morning.

0:38.1

How goes it?

0:38.5

I'm Klein.

0:39.1

There's Allie.

0:39.6

Good morning.

0:54.7

That is DJ Omar Khan, the audio sniper, Jake Z-Nerd. What's that? In the backroom, postmaster, Johnny, and producer Vanessa taking the calls. It's going to be a tough day for producer Vanessa today. I'm going to warn you in advance because today, for the first time in a long time, we bring back anointeus an opportunity for all of us to anonymously say things about Vanessa that annoy us.

1:01.6

Well, I think given the Klein Alley Show drama that's taken place internally the last few days,

1:06.5

it's a good time to allow people to air their grievances about one another. I don't know why everyone unanimously said Vanessa at the same time. I don't know if she's ever been the recipient of the anointimus before. I know that all of us have had to sit through this and we get to hear all of the things that, you know, if it's, I'm on the hot seat, it's all the things Allie doesn't like about me and Jake and Johnny and that Vanessa's turning.

1:28.3

Vanessa is a tough person to go against because, you know, she's so likable and also she's a child. So I feel bad, you know, making fun of a child. Yeah, it feels like child abuse. But I will play, Vanessa, are you concerned at all as to what you'll learn about yourself when you hear of the things you do that annoy all of us? but you will not know which one of us said what

1:24.8

because our voices have been changed

1:26.4

to protect us, our anonymity.

1:28.3

Nah, I'm ready.

1:29.3

Let's do it. She did say she was ready for it. She said she'd built up enough confidence, and we plan to tear that down. I'm going to play you one right now just to get you in the right mindset for the show today, but a little bit later, it'll be Vanessa on the hot seat for some anointe-meas. This is anonymously left by one of us about Vanessa. You always pitch ideas that aren't ideas. You'll be like, I have an idea, and then you'll proceed to share not one inkling of any idea. You'll just be like, you guys were talking about chicken, so I was thinking, stuff with chickens. Who's in?

2:18.4

Love it.

2:19.3

Yep, that is like most of the meetings here.

2:21.7

That is exactly what happens.

2:23.4

What do you think, Vanessa?

2:24.3

But all I hear are facts.

2:27.3

Like, I get the ball rolling and you guys finish it.

2:30.8

I get the ball rolling with chicken.

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