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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous K-Rock.
0:34.1	Oh yeah, welcome to your Cinco to Mayo Taco Tuesday.
0:37.7	This is a great hour because we've got our buddy, Mr. Suave Agave coming in here,
0:42.2	International Tequila Academy Certified, which means he knows how to throw them back,
0:46.9	and we'll be making some specialty drinks for this Cinco de Mayo as we all get ready to hang out together across the street at Descanso.
0:53.6	Vib a Alley Show.
0:55.3	Hey, what's my giant show?
0:58.2	Yes, oh, yeah.
1:00.6	For the Viva Klein Alley Show Cinco de Mayo Bash, first 1006 people will get themselves
1:05.8	the limited edition.
1:07.2	Viva Client Alley Show Cinco to Mio shirts.
1:09.1	You can see what those look like behind Alley here in the K-Rock Studios. Gourmet tacos, we got prizes for you. We've got live music from Manic-Hispanic. Some surprises we can't tell you about just yet, but things that we'll be telling you about when we get there. And, of course, we will all be there together, hanging out and having some drinks and try not to give Allie a shot because she could be pregnant.
1:28.1	No, no, no, I only need good shots. Like, I could use a wheatgrass immunity, something like that. Would you, I don't know what time you have to take your jab in the ass today? It's already gestating in my boob. Would you like to wait and do the jab live at the Descanso? I can't wait that long. You can't? I'm supposed to do it between 6 and 10 a.m.
1:45.5	And I should do it around the same time every morning.
1:47.2	Oh, really?
1:47.9	Mm-hmm. live at Descanso? I can't wait that long. You can't? I'm supposed to do it between 6 and 10 a.m.
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