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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer.
0:40.6	See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous Hay Rock. Now, here's a question from the written test for you. How fast should you be driving on the 101 if you're self-pleasure in?
0:37.6	Hmm. Now, here's a question from the written test for you. How fast should you be driving on the 101 if you're self-pleasure in?
0:41.1	A minimum of 85.
0:44.3	That is not right.
0:45.1	For maximum climax.
0:46.8	Yeah.
0:47.0	We should all lose our license.
0:48.7	That should be the segment is why should we all lose our license?
0:51.6	And yours is because you have been,
0:56.4	you're a serial masturbator on the 101.
1:00.1	Yours is because you don't follow really any parking guidelines.
1:02.4	Most of the rules, I think, are just,
1:04.8	there are more suggestions than rules.
1:06.5	You know, somebody on the text line said that the driver's license scandal is happening because of meta-glasses.
1:10.8	Oh, really? Some people are wearing meta-glasses to the written test, and the DMV the driver's license scandal is happening because of meta glasses.
1:11.7	Oh, really? Some people are wearing meta glasses to the written test, and the DMV hasn't caught up to it yet,
1:16.1	which makes a lot of sense.
1:17.1	That is genius.
1:18.0	8208 said next you guys should try and pass a U.S. citizenship test.
1:22.3	See if you can pass any of those.
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