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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 679 Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. |
| 0:24.4 | Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. And now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. It's got for 10 o'clock on a Thursday. Have yourself some breakfast for dinner. Call it be a Thursday. Take a picture. Tag us in it so we can celebrate the greatest meal of the day twice. And since most people skip breakfast around breakfast time, might as well enjoy a breakfast burrito or some eggs over my hammy for dinner. You'll appreciate it, I'm sure. It's a movie. Eggs. That's right. She said it. That's the official mascot right there. Not into eggs right now. Oh, really? Yeah, you're like in weird one day. Something sounds good to you the next day. You're nauseated by it. You're all about the egg salad last week. Earlier this week. Oh, is that earlier this week? Yeah. Now you're off. Now I'm done with it. |
| 1:11.2 | Wow. |
| 1:11.7 | Maybe I'll be back on it tomorrow. |
| 1:13.1 | I don't know what's going on. |
| 1:14.6 | Maybe egg salad. |
| 1:15.5 | I was all excited about it. After two days, I was like, this is the most disgusting thing I could possibly imagine eating. What's your craving right now? What do you want? What are you into? I never crave sugar, but I want chocolate. |
| 1:25.8 | Yeah? |
| 1:26.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.8 | I want ice cream and pro yo and... |
| 1:29.1 | Do you want a bag of an M's? |
| 1:30.1 | I have it in my drawer. I never crave sugar, but I want chocolate. Yeah? Yeah. I want ice cream and pro yo. |
| 1:43.5 | Do you want a bag of M&Ms? I have it in my drawer. Emergency M&M. You want them? Vanessa, top drawer. Give Allie a pick, my desk. Regular? I got peanut and I got peanut butter. Choice is yours. Oh, wow. What am I going to do? Oh, those are eggs. I'm sorry, those were... No! |
| 1:44.5 | It's just a drawer full of it. |
| 1:46.5 | There you go. |
| 1:47.1 | Look at that. |
| 1:47.8 | Bring it out. Oh, wow. What am I going to do? Oh, those are eggs. I'm sorry, those are eggs. No! It's just a drawer full of eggs. There you go. Look at that. Bring an alley double. That was an emergency. I keep that for when Vanessa's getting her lady thin. I keep that in my drawer in case Vanessa is getting all, you know, moody and whatnot. Vanessa, do you want to split these when you're on? I can't even fight you because that's so true. |
| 2:02.2 | I know. |
| 2:02.7 | That's my habit, though. |
| 2:03.6 | I can tell with Vanessa's being all moody and stuff. I go, just go to the drawer. Grab it. That's right. What do you think, Allie? Good? Yeah. I get it down as a pregnant. I like the new flavors that they're making. |
| 2:16.4 | These are like giant, they almost look like protein M&M. |
| 2:19.9 | They're all jacked. |
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