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Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous Hay Rock. It's going to be a good hour, especially if you are a parent

and you have kids that are bothering you because they're home.

I mean, this is the time of the summer where they've had the most amount of time since school is over and the most amount of time until school starts again.

So you are right now in the solstice of annoyed with your own children, I would imagine.

A lot of people are out of ideas by now, but you've sent your children away.

Sent them away for one week.

And in that time, my plan for that week was just to have nonstop sex.

My wife's plan is to organize all of the rooms.

Oh, my God.

That's such a great idea.

Great time for it. We have totally different plan. She's like, when are you going to be home today? I said, for the sex? And she goes, now I need you to move a dresser. I was like, God damn it. It sucks. You got to get ahead. It's your time to get ahead. She's very excited about. about the throw out clothes that they're too big for and they won't know i was like or we could just have sex

she goes no your time to get ahead. She's very excited about. Let's throw out clothes that they're too big for. And they won't know.

I was like, or we could just have sex. She goes, no, it's too hot for that. So, so far I've not been taking full advantage of having the house to myself. Yeah, but you had sex three times in a 24-hour period. You're doing pretty good. That was a few weeks ago. But I'm pent up again, understandably.

He's a medicine.

He's medicine.

That's right. I'm on the Steve. Why does everyone need so much medicine? Steve's my guru, Al, your stepdad. I follow his. Your guru. Jake was in the streets yesterday, sniffing pits. Some pit stops. We'll get to that in just a moment. And Pat McGahn, funny guy, will be coming into the K-Rock Studios to help you solve any of your parenting problems. As you are stuck with kids at home this summer, it can be super annoying, and we'll solve it all this hour on the show. Plus, less than one hour away for getting you four tickets to Disneyland. So be ready to win those tickets. Remember, if you want to join us, the number 8005201067 to interact with the show. Lots to get to, but we kick things off with, what the hell. Let's give you Green Day on K Rock. Summer heat wave means you must make sure you have the right amount of deodorant on, so you're not the stinky person where everyone's going around going, because a lot of people smell it and then they have to check their own pitch for a second. I hope that's not me.

Nothing worse. right amount of deodorant on so you're not the stinky person where everyone's going around going because a lot of people smell it and then they have to check their own pits for a second go hope that's not me nothing worse than smelling it and then realizing it's you and it's never the but it's never that person the person who is stinky never knows they never knows they're stinky they've uh they've come nose blinded themselves that's why we started doing the pit stops where jake goes around especially on the hottest days like yesterday, and goes up to random people, approaches them, says, you mind if I sniff your pits. Now, this time, we decided let's up the ante for pit stops. And Jake brought up his intro, by the way. Oh, here it is right here. It's hot, and as an avid sweater, I know how important it is to wear proper deodorant. So we hit the streets and stiff some pits. This is pit stops.

So that's Jake as he hits the streets.

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